- Altered history
Swords wrenches brooms
Izumo for all
- Chasing the teacher
Hit that for tardiness pass
Yakuza revenge
- Maids maids everywhere
Who is who, they are all girls
Except for that dude
- Robot sings sad song
Sweeps up and mans the store
Sleeves like a boss
- Cantaloupe breasts
Hair styles gone wild
This harem is weird
- Nation state sky ships
Earth fights heavenly realm
What, so confusing
- Anachronistic
Therm-optic camouflage
Then horse and carriage
- Hot spring episode
Not yet, but bound to happen
Steam censoring flesh
- Hey, groping teacher
Sexual harassment suit
Nah, totally cool
- Each shot costs money
Wasn’t this free-to-play
I should learn to aim
- Blind Nodoka clone
Shy and easily pleased
Cut your fringe maybe
- Witches mount your brooms
Race and soar towards the sky
Flying smut peddlers
- Subterfuge in the dark
Stabby stabby when you stand
Maids do everything
- Are you guy or girl
Your uniform is female
So is your VA
- Brown chap has curry
Isn’t that kind of racist
Maybe this is too
- Classroom of misfits
Raucous and no discipline
Save the day of course
- Kings, queens and nobles
Put down your swords and listen
I will grope you all
- Exposed cleavage
Tight uniforms and outfits
How are you breathing
- Screens from the ether
No tactile typing feedback
Gods in the machine
- I am a dragon
Why am I in school with you
I shall eat your face
- Fabulous max coat
Dangly sparkly all over
Caught my ear again
- Flying naked man
No qualms about genitals
Does he need to pee
Responses to “Haiku and senryu inspired by the first three episodes of Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere”
zhai2nan2
sensitive trickster
rips off Irresponsible
Captain Tylor’s schtick