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Hitman Contracts playthrough: Mission 3

Mission three: The Bjarkhov Bomb. A Siberian tundra holds a beached nuclear submarine with a dangerous bomb making facility within; Fabian Fuchs and rebel Commander Bjarkhov intend to strike a deal which could spell twenty kilotonnes of trouble.

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Hitman Contracts playthrough: Mission 2

Mission two: The Meat King's Party. An S&M fetish party located in a slaughter-house with opium addled ravers is the perfect place to find a missing girl, a sharply dressed lawyer and the morbidly obese "Meat King". The abattoir is going to have some new occupants...

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Hitman Contracts playthrough: Mission 1

Mission one: Escape from the Asylum. Set immediately after the events in the first Hitman game; 47 has just killed his creator, Dr Ortmeyer, and needs to egress from the asylum which is the base of operations for the creation of clones. SWAT teams make the escape all the more difficult and the primary objective is to escape.

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Hitman Blood Money playthrough: Complete

That is my Hitman Blood Money narrated playthrough complete now; all eleven rated missions have been completed on the Pro difficulty level getting Silent Assassin ranking, I've retrieved and escaped with the suit and used in total only three bullets. I've excluded the tutorial mission, what some consider the first mission, "Death of a Showman" as it is not rated and forces you to use a lot of moves I make absolutely no use of during the game; I've also omitted the last level, "Requiem", as again, it isn't rated and to complete it requires as much luck as it does skill and there's very little of the latter.

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Hitman Blood Money playthrough: Mission 11

Mission eleven: Amendment XXV. With the ICA closed up and Diana on the run, this final mission comes from Agent Smith who was last spotted on the side of the road when 47 threw him out of the getaway van for mission ten. While we are ostensibly working for the US government now, the face off with Mark Parchezzi (the third) would have happened sooner or later due to his "nearly complete clone" status. Set in the Whitehouse, our mission is to take out the Vice President, a cats paw of The Franchise, and March Parchezzi who has been sent to kill the President.

Hitman Blood Money is classified as "18" in the UK and "Mature" in the US which means that it is unsuitable for minors; fairly warned be thee.

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