Rising at roughly the same time as yesterday, I roused Matt and went down to breakfast to find out precisely what had happened the night before. It had been eventful to say the least, and he had taken a girl (I would never find out whether she was from the party or elsewhere) down to the beach and had sex with her while a taxi waited nearby with the meter still running. A not unsurprising development but mutterings later in the day about how he might now be a felon gave me the impression that in this instance, the less I knew the better for all concerned. This would be the second and greatest Mattastrophe.

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Mission seven: Death on the Mississippi. Set on a paddle-steamer slinking along the Mississippi river, the mission is to eliminate Skip Muldoon, the flamboyant captain, and six of his gang called the "Gators". A footnote to this otherwise tricky and involved mission is to retrieve some photographs from a safe within Skip's quarters...

Hitman Blood Money is classified as "18" in the UK and "Mature" in the US which means that it is unsuitable for minors; fairly warned be thee.

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