Pew pew pew! I’m totally a lighthouse and not an interpretation of the Tokyo Sky Tower!
I’m soooooo naked!
I’m so angsty I watch my pornography on the roof
*POW* *BOOM*
I knew I should have worn clothing more appropriate for a secret mission!
Hello, I’m your bothersome childhood friend. Even though you’re a miserable swine I defy common sense and continue to talk to you.
I mustn’t run away!
I have a book!- I mustn’t run away!
Sure whatever…
*HAM-FISTED BACK STORY*- Phew, I’ve walked three miles to this abandoned building to eat my lunch. I’m so angsty.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, fiddly dee dee.
*GRAB* *BONK*
If this wasn’t Production I.G. I’d be inadvertently groping you about now.- Boy that sure is an expensive looking computer for such a damp and drafty building.
- Hey you seem like an emotionless doll, but I watched you sing on YouTube, want my lunch?
- Om nom nom. London Bridge is falling down, falling down…
- So… You come here often?
Here take this cat’s cradle.- But-
TAKE IT- Oh no stormtroopers
- You know I could just turn invisible and leave you to be tortured, but I think I’ll jump down and have a chat with these chaps
I AM BALD ERGO I AM EVIL
*KICK*- Well that went better than expected
- My kick to your face will cause bruising but not break your jaw and/or nose like it should have.
I mustn’t run away!- Haha, I’m so bad-ass I don’t need to search this obvious hideaway for the very important thing we are looking for. Let’s go guys!
- I’m off to go masturbate over girls in comas!
Bleep boop boop.- Quiet Merchandising Opportunity I’m trying to whine!
Crikey this bench is cold
Why is she blindfolded sarge?
SO SHE DOESN’T SEE OUR FACES!- That means she also can’t see that knife…
- …
I AM BALD ERGO I AM EVIL
*PUNCH*
Oh hey that skinny effeminate guy is coming to save me!
All this series’ budget went on this fight sequence!- Sploosh!
I am small, annoying and have cat ears and I’m probably the strongest person on this show.
You didn’t protect that wounded half-naked, borderline-catatonic woman you just met? Well I guess she was kind of a wench.- Look senseless killing! If you hadn’t guessed already we’re evil! Look, I’m punching a puppy right now to prove it!
- I mustn’t run away!
*SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT*
RARGH! RUNNING TOWARDS THE EXPLOSIONS IS THE BEST IDEA!
Use me!
And by that I guess you mean reach into your chest cavity and pull out a great sword. Is this an analogy for us connecting and me touching your heart?
I’m not sure but that sword is definitely Freudian. Wait, am I your mother?- You squealed when I reached inside your chest.
- It’s sexual. But you know, with a gaping chest cavity.
- Oh hey that’s right I was shooting.
*SLICE*- Hey why I am exploding with only an arm missing?
- *BOOM*
I think my back is on fire.
