Haiku and senryu inspired by the first three episodes of Horizon on the Middle of Nowhere

  • Altered history
    Swords wrenches brooms
    Izumo for all
  • Chasing the teacher
    Hit that for tardiness pass
    Yakuza revenge
  • Maids maids everywhere
    Who is who, they are all girls
    Except for that dude
  • Robot sings sad song
    Sweeps up and mans the store
    Sleeves like a boss
  • Cantaloupe breasts
    Hair styles gone wild
    This harem is weird
  • Nation state sky ships
    Earth fights heavenly realm
    What, so confusing
  • Anachronistic
    Therm-optic camouflage
    Then horse and carriage
  • Hot spring episode
    Not yet, but bound to happen
    Steam censoring flesh
  • Hey, groping teacher
    Sexual harassment suit
    Nah, totally cool
  • Each shot costs money
    Wasn't this free-to-play
    I should learn to aim
  • Blind Nodoka clone
    Shy and easily pleased
    Cut your fringe maybe
  • Witches mount your brooms
    Race and soar towards the sky
    Flying smut peddlers
  • Subterfuge in the dark
    Stabby stabby when you stand
    Maids do everything

  • Are you guy or girl
    Your uniform is female
    So is your VA
  • Brown chap has curry
    Isn't that kind of racist
    Maybe this is too
  • Classroom of misfits
    Raucous and no discipline
    Save the day of course
  • Kings, queens and nobles
    Put down your swords and listen
    I will grope you all
  • Exposed cleavage
    Tight uniforms and outfits
    How are you breathing
  • Screens from the ether
    No tactile typing feedback
    Gods in the machine
  • I am a dragon
    Why am I in school with you
    I shall eat your face
  • Fabulous max coat
    Dangly sparkly all over
    Caught my ear again
  • Flying naked man
    No qualms about genitals
    Does he need to pee

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